So I go to buy some speakers at CVS, but the only ones there say on the boxes that you’ll get cancer from some substance in them. What the frig is even in them!?

Clearly, I need sleep. But today was, overall, a good day.

Elton John - Sad Songs (Say So Much)

If you’re going to make a video and upload it to YouTube, please make sure it worked properly so that your audience doesn’t have to look at grainy imagery and listen to awful screeching in the background!

Child abuse.

Normally, kids in Moana dresses make me happy. But there is one kid who always wears one, and she makes my job boring every time she comes in, because (ironically) this kid is a weenie.

Why does everything have to open at 10:00? Why can’t something open earlier? The community center, Chuck E. Cheese’s, Jo-Ann’s, Burlington, the mall, the bowling alley, Panera, the bakery, CVS, everything cool is closed until 10!

More parents would teach their children not to be violent.

Nothingness. Abysmal. Absent. Tumbleweeds. Boredom. Lonely. Wait. Time. Alone. No. Nothing. Nobody. Sit. Quiet. Still. Boring. Lonesome. Slow.