No.

Wheeeeeeee!

Was someone gossiping about me? Was I bullied or censored? Or did my SEO rating just go up a half-tick?

I just got promoted. I used to be the lowest life form on the planet, but now I am one evolutionary step up the ladder from my fellow posters. Isn't that nice? Thanks, Moana!

I have serious doubts about the feng shui of this place.

Now what?

I have a cold. sniffle

I have a pic. It's official. I'm on Plurk. I blame Pam.

Whiskey made me do it.