It's not what you do for me on Valentine's Day that matters but the amount of jealousy it provokes in others

Animal face-off! Who would win in a fight between a peacock and a pack of squirrels? Defend your pick.

You're moving into a smaller place. You have to get rid of almost everything, so what do u for sure keep? It's just the way it has to be

Where's a good place to spend a long weekend?

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some guys just grow up to be complete assholes. You cannot fix what has been broken for that long.

I love the smell of white out. I just do.

Monday nights are so yawnsville

Netflix shipping The Brothers Bloom & Adventureland today. That's exciting, right?

Maybe 0.00 karma is okay after all, it looks good on me & flatteringly slimming. *strikes a pose* Vogue!