I am c a c k l i n g Pin by Brandi Ball on ✨Marvel :D ✨ in 2024 | Avenger...

New joke for y'all courtesy of the Early Morning Water Aerobics Ladies
What did the M/mmy spider say to the baby spider?

my least favorite autumn tradition is corn mazes
like??? the corn was already maize???? you've given some perfectly good corn a purpose in life and now it has anxiety??? dang . _.)

hrrrng I am a silly boy but I agreed to get up at four tomorrow again XD

making soop bc I spoil myself

obligatory I Don't Feel Like Writing post to motivate me to write anyway

Cop cars shouldn't look so much like normal person cars
I can't have a panic attack (/exag) every time I see a big black car behind me
proposal to have smth like the WeinerMobile going on where all cop cars are shaped like pigs so I know them when I see them and don't have to wait until they pass me so I can see their paint job

While I am always an enthusiast for religious diversity representation
why are all the Jewish depictions in media always just Hanukkah and B'nei Mitzvot? And then Pesach every now and again but mostly just Hanukkah. Nothing against those traditions in particular but also
Sukkot
Rosh Hoshanah
Shavuot
Purim???
There's so much potential for more Jewishness

me getting light heartedly deeply offended when a stranger refers to my car as a Pontiac knowing full well this is the only car in existence I know the make and model of
excuse you
it is a Chrysler 🙄🙄 if someone put a g/n to my head and asked me to name Any Other Model of Chrysler the g/n would go off

morbid, death-related thoughts >:]