, I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end.

,no matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

, have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac

, I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

it's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.

To all, to each, a fair good-night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!