Caught a glimpse of my calf in the mirror while I was on the treadmill. I have some leg definition!!! #fatfreeapocalypse

Sunscreen Song on 90s on 9. Well done, Sirius. Well done. #noschoolliketheoldschool

The whole frakkin world's against me man, I swear. #feellikeimbeingpunk'd

Heard the Wilhelm Scream on Thundercats!!! Anyone else enjoy finding the Wilhelm Scream in random shows or movies? No? Just Me? #dontjudgeme

Avengers at Midnight Thursday ...should I go? cue Sex Pistols (I MUST go to work Friday) #mightbegettintoooldforthisstuff

It seems several ppl are selling their garages today. Saw one person even selling their yard. I could use a new yard. #thatshowitworksright

It's a Monday Friday meaning a Friday that feels like a Monday. Ready to go home. #someonehasacaseofthemondays

A thought has sunk into my brain & won't leave: I need a unicycle. No idea why, but it feels like a good idea. #someonestopme

I do not understand the appeal of baseball. I just don't. #nothatejustnotmything

QOTD: "What it do" was misunderstood as "What a Jew".
...And not everyone knew why that was funny.