<-- ferdinand, basskicks, dickjokes, MJ.

my boss was super rude about me moving next year. /shrug

some days you walk into work and someone goes "can you come back later? I want to trade shifts."

No seriously guys you can't buy drugs from me stop asking

pfft a customer did the survey thing we hand out and said really nice stuff about me and my boss pinned it to the fridge in the back

finally got a good look at these burns on my legs today [in gross news no one asked for!]

sometimes writing kissing is awesome

fuck it I'm gonna have a good day and I don't care what the universe says about it

The sanitizer exploded on me at work and I've got burns all over my face, legs and torso.

five facts that won't bore you if we're new friends!