Surely no one here needs this article: tinyurl.com/dx9f9j

193 lbs when he said he'd lose 30 lbs this year. Probably too ambitious, but he's at 185 lbs as of today, which he's happy about.

I've had the same car for ten years. I got it on March 16th, 1999. It had 12 miles on the odometer, and that was after the test drive.

"I know the crap out of women!"

If you had a million bucks and couldn't keep it (you know, Brewster's Millions-style), how would you spend it?

It's too quiet. Yargh!

Neil deGrasse Tyson is the expert on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire tonight!

Some dude called me from a blocked number & threatened to murder me. I'm not sure what to do about that, if anything.

tinyurl.com/ar8f4s This whole article is entertaining, but the role of the Diceman as guru is perhaps its best feature.

Darvoue (and Modzilla): Cinema Wasteland is April 3-5 in Cleveland. www.cinemawasteland.com/