Dear kindergarteners texting on an iPhone, When I was your age, I had to use cups strung together by a string and pretend it was a land...

I think I've fallen in hate with you.

Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Well.... LOOKS AT MOM Me: Nope... Not at all. I don't even know what sex is... what?

PS4: See first video and info on every game in development here: bit.ly/12bAhbF Which is your favorite so far?

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Mario Balotelli Has Commissioned A Bronze Statue Of Himself In His ‘Power Flex’ Pose !! sulia.com/my_thoughts/48...

I'll be a vegetarian when bacon grows on trees.

VIDEO: Barcelona 1-3 Real Madrid: El Clasico – Copa Del Rey Highlights. bit.ly/YWWAuj

Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald’s doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30