English = Hello. Spanish = Hola. French = Bonjour. Japanese = Konnichiwa. Chinese = Nî Hâo. Italian = Ciao. Me = Sup Bitch

That "like a boss" moment when you throw some thing in the trash and make it in.

El Ca$hico. pic.twitter.com/1drhGETm...

True story. pic.twitter.com/Ez6Ln2gP...

BREAKING NEWS: Live picture of Bradford fans heading to Wembley.pic.twitter.com/...

Do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns

Who remembers going on the computer just to go on paint and space pinball?

Aguero: "I will stay at Manchester City." buff.ly/YpjBJl

I need a backspace key for my mouth

I love when my friends laugh is funnier than the joke.