accidentally quicked a dog's nail at work and it came extremely close to biting my face

why am I always hungry lately

LMAO does anyone know how to delete 2900 emails en mass in gmail.................

mfw I accidentally set off the auto paper towel dispenser while trying to selfie at work

[rambling???] sometimes I think about coming back to rp low-key but then I get Overwhelmed lmao

what's up my friends, ya girl got engaged last night

hello plurk, I exist and will maybe one day return to plurk consistently

I have a very promising second interview at PetSmart tomorrow, working in the pet care department.