[rl] a year+ out from my back surgery, I just want to share a fun American healthcare fact: the gross total cost was $1.2 million dollars.

[.......aot] THESE ARE THE FUNNIEST TEXT MESSAGES MY BROTHER HAS EVER SENT ME

Mario mario mario mario mario mario

there was a chicken on my desk today

[work] I got sent an email this morning asking me to weigh in on whether or not to use “resilience” or “resiliency” throughout a report as the “resident expert” and I think I’ve literally never been so happy in my entire life

good news: my job is great! I really love it! positive validation at work?? what???? that’s real???????? whoa!!!!!!!!
bad news: I fucking ate shit and died on my way home yesterday and bled all over my nice work pants

I start my new job this morning wish me luck!!!

[RL] I got a JOB.

[state of play] I’ve been in the Eternights discord for two years and the entire server is flipping out SO HARD and it’s really hysterical I’m so happy Eternights - State of Play June 2022 Reveal Trailer ...

Y’all ever accidentally flirted with someone? Like, ... this happened a few days ago and I’m STILL getting embarrassed thinking about it lmao