/Has to go bring someone ice cream today

MAN this phone is tiny I don't want to fix icons and stuff on it

/finds out a Souji plans to app and SCARES HIM THE FUCK AWAY

Oh man. If I knew the yoga lady was going to be holding my feet so much I would have definitely showered first.

I hate the sound my jaw makes when I chew. :|

The weather report on this side is 7 straight days of rain...

"Dude we're gonna gonna get wet."

/goes to do illegal things

Dear Santa,